i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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