My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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