please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
we're making bets on your personal life
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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