I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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