I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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