And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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