I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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