your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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