Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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