put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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