gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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