I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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