He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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