Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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