were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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