Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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