its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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