Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize
