There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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