found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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