Farmville is her only friend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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