Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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