My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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