Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
did you get engaged???
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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