Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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