I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize