hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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