I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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