Porn is love you can see.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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