belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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