if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Damn victory sex feels great
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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