I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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