your room smells of hookers.
And success
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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