Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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