i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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