You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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