idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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