"it" just moved
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You need Xanax blowdarts
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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