? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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