you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
tequila makes me forget i have legs
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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