porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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