I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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