Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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