when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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