1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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