So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
