I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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