i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's just like the Real World with babies
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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