Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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