butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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