porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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