No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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