i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
is that a dick in a sweater?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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