whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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