will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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